Dr. Joel Wallach begins the show today discussing his thesis the book "Diseases of Exotic Animals". Stating the book is in the Smithsonian Institute and is worth $25,000. Contending he wrote a condensed version called "Epigenetics" that costs $25. Asserting if someone wants to go to the Smithsonian and see the book they will be escorted by an armed guard.

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Dr. Wallach continues his monologue.

Callers

Monica's father has stage 4 stomach cancer.

Jerry has peripheral neuropathies and coronary heart disease.

Helen has osteoporosis of the skull, MS (multiple sclerosis) and tinnitus.

John is experiencing vertigo.